I disovered the word “Unpray” today, in a Facebook Scrabble game with Conrad Parsons. The blighter scored 56 points with UNPRAY, JOWLY, LA and AR, a follow up to his previous move of PERUSERS worth 70 points.

So what’s involved with “Unpraying”? According to the dictionary it means to revoke or annul by prayer, as something previously prayed for. I guess it’s a bit like the “Recall This Message” feature in Microsoft Outlook.

An Unpray Story

Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, ‘Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and wine.’

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

She looked up again and said, ‘Never mind. I found one.’

Some classic Unpray messages

Oops.
Cancel that one God.
Hang on, I didn’t really mean that!

What would you add to the list?