Volkswagen Touareg Pulls Boeing

Volkswagen is touting the pulling power of the Touareg V10 TDi with a stunt in which a Touareg tows a Boeing 747 Jumbo jet weighing 155 tons. The experiment apparently began in 2006 as a wager between Volkswagen employees. Volkswagen, after some trials in Germany, invited members of the press to witness the stunt at Dunsfold aerodrome, 40miles south west of London, where they had leased an ex-British Airways 1978 Boeing 747-200. The original engines had been replaced by dummy engines for the purposes of safety during filming for Casino Royale. Fuel was replaced by 28-tonnes of water ballast. The plane still had its full complement of 500 seats, 11 toilets and complete landing gear, but did not have an operating braking system.

VW Touareg tows Jumbo 747

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How to boil an egg in NZ

Another in the My Lotto, from New Zealand. Instead of spending two minutes on instant noodles, it’s suggested that punters boil an egg. “Fill medium sized pan with water. Place egg in water. Bring water to boil. Set timer for 3 minutes. Turn on computer. Type in www.mylotto.co.nz. Buy Powerball ticket. Imagine eating a Spanish omelette. In Spain. Walk back to kitchen. Stare at pot. Scratch belly. Stare at pot. Take egg out of pot. Eat egg.”

How to boil an egg for Lotto
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How to make Instant Noodles

My Lotto, an online NZ Lotteries gambling product, was promoted with a print advertisement featuring instructions for making instant noodles.

“Open Packet. Put noodles in bowl. Add flavouring sachet. Pour boiling water over noodles. Put noodles in microwave for three minutes. Open laptop. Go to www.mylotto.co.nz. Buy a big Wednesday ticket for tonight’s draw. Imagine nnever eating instant noodles again. Close laptop. Go back to microwave. Stare at bowl turning around. Open fridge. Drink some milk from bottle. Realise it’s expired. Make gagging sound. Hear beep from microwave. Take noodles out. Eat noodles.”

How to make instant noodles with Instant Kiwi

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